Observations begin 14:38 11/10/2014
After a dormant period during the winter months I hear the mating call of Boganus Welfareus from the brick habitat not too far away. This mating call generally consists of bastardised and ill-sung Guns & Roses songs, calls of "Did you take my fuckin beer again ya prick", and "Where's me fuckin lighter?!"
The female of the species (Humungus Skankus) this time of year has now shed her winter coat of ugg boots and faded fleecy Ford GT pullovers in favour of short orange towelling dresses and "crocs".
The male of this species (crosseyedus moronus) usually does not change his coat for the coming warm season and is in his year long wear of the flannel shirt over a black def-leppard t-shirt, flat brimmed peak cap, camouflage shorts, and thongs. At best the footwear will be replaced, though generally not by new thongs but by random footwear acquired from front doors of other Boganus Welfareus dwellings. When this changed footwear is mentioned by other of his species the usually response is similar to "ahh yeah man! had a fuckin ripper at Sharlene's place last night. Musta pinched some silly cunts thongs instead." followed by a vocalisation at could be considered sounding like a stoned Crusty the Clown.
Communication between the members of this group follows certain predictable topics. Generally complaints about Centrelink payments and the unfair requirement to look for jobs, the complaint that the government won't pay them more for sitting in their dwelling playing Xbox, "hooking up" or "rootin" - a term used for breeding and therefore gaining more income from the above Centrelink welfare department. At times the major income of the family (the many children that supply them with the means to gain welfare) are spoken to, but usually in loud statements (* more research into whether the children are hearing impaired to be completed) such as "Fuck off ya little cunt!", and "Get to ya fuckin room!" - usually by the female of the species.
My observations continue....
